Numismatic Nightmares
As Halloween approaches, collectors are haunted by terrifying demons that prey upon the unsuspecting. These numismatic nightmares include:
- Gradeflation Goblins: Parasitic vampires that slowly suck the lifeblood from their victims, invisible to all but the oldest collectors.
- Haunting Hoards: Merciless beasts that periodically surface to blow up coin populations, turning high-price rarities into common fodder, inhabiting the vicinities of New Orleans and San Francisco.
- Bad Strike Zombies: The living dead that seduce novice collectors with a mask of high numerical grades, forever trapped in eternal damnation.
These creatures are rumored to have originated from the laboratories of Third-Party Graders conducting gain-of-function research.
Proof that the hobby can be downright terrifying.
Author's summary: Numismatic nightmares haunt collectors.