The Minnesota Timberwolves' NBA Cup Court Might Be The Worst Basketball Court These Eyes Have Ever Seen

The Minnesota Timberwolves' NBA Cup Court Criticized

The Minnesota Timberwolves introduced a neon green court for their NBA Cup home game against the Utah Jazz. However, the color appeared closer to a puke green than a true neon shade.

Visual Impressions

From certain angles, the court resembles the bright green of a Hi-C Ecto Cooler drink. The appearance was poor both on iPhone and laptop screens, and reports suggest it was equally unappealing in person.

Comparison With Other Courts

The NBA Cup court in Washington, D.C., features a very red color that evokes memories of the Eastern Washington football field. Known as "The Inferno," it is described as harsh on the eyes, stinging the retinas with a vibe similar to Kenny Rogers Roasters.

"The Inferno is harsh on the pupils. It stings the retinas - and has a Kenny Rogers Roasters vibe to it."

Purpose and Impact of NBA Cup Courts

The NBA Cup aims to create excitement during the regular season. These unique court designs might boost trending topics on social media, especially on Fridays.

"If that's what the NBA wanted, they're getting it. But as a viewer, I just find the courts distracting, especially this puke green one in Minnesota."

Author's Summary

The Timberwolves' neon green NBA Cup court is widely regarded as visually unappealing and distracting, highlighting the challenge of balancing creativity and viewer experience.

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Barstool Sports Barstool Sports — 2025-11-08